Tuesday, April 22, 2008
*snores*
*snorts*
OMG, The Audi's juz has 2 b sooo comfy...
RE go there 4 toks, assembly go there again...
diaoz, go there abt twice a wk...n sleep *snores*
SO Y THE **** DO THEY WAN 2 BRING US 2 THE AUDITORIUM?!
Let mi guess...erm...4 fun?
since the sent b*tchy teachers 2 patrol the place?
or mayb they wan 2 train our endurance 2 boring stuff...(???)
last try...err....uh...um...erm...i noe!
they wan us 2 enhoy ourselves now cos frm sec 3 onwards
we'll seldom go 2 the audi??? Diaoz....stupid
So 4 the past few weekz we've been hlp'in each othr out...
1st Scenerio
Eh! *smacks* Oi! *kicks* Hey! *elbows* C'mon! *slaps*
-typical ME (ok...mayb the last action's tooo exaggerated...)
Huh? Huh? Wat?! (typical EGOISTIC Matthew Tjoeng)
The b*tch's c'min...quick!
*blinks his eyes n sits up straight*
So in this case, sum1 *ahem* *ahem* gets saved my the
GREAT, COOL, etc. guy, Ben!!! ok...
2nd Scenerio
Eh! Matthew, look! ~~~'s aslp! haha!
-typical Daniel Tung 2 Matthew...
haha! l8er the b*tch catch him!
-sad 2 say, but tats mi...
A few mins l8er..........
"Oii! ~~~! Wake up!
-the 'upright' CEC CouncilMember, Matthew...
Huh?! Wad?! Oh...
*hurriedly sits up straight*
*teacher woks by un-noticing*
So, in this case, the @!$&#%/$ Matthew
saves the poor damsel in distress
(which happened 2 b Han Jie 2day...)
So evry now n then,
Me n Matt start dozing off during audi periods
n then we wake each othr up...
i got caught by the ****ing lvl head once...
then there was tat fat CL teacher of 1K...
n then she woks up 2 us after i JUZ woke Matt
up n he falls alsp again...ta-da...
Matt gets caught n has 2 stand...
nxt Vinctim, Calvin Chang
*teacher scratches his ears 4 him*
*no reaction frm the slpin boy*
finally, she pulls his ears n he jerks up...
then, she makes him satnd...sigh
the best prt...(tho i wasn't there 2 witness)
*fart* *farts* *farts*
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
then tat fat teacher starts farting while she scolds
the boys hu slept during RE...haha
was sooo damn loud n smelly...hehe
wonder if she was embarassed...haha=)
[tat was like last wk or last, last wk...i can't rmb]
(quoted from Philophy Lessons)
Premise 1: The Auditorium is so comfortable.
Premise 2: The sec 1 students r always brought to the Auditorium.
Premise 3: There are b*tchy teachers patrolling the Auditorium,
catching pupils who sleep(unfortunately).
Conclusion: Therefore, the sec 1 students are brought to the
Auditorium for RE and Assembly so that they can
be tortured and humliated by the b*tchy teachers.
Argument: Valid
Argument Form: Wierd...I'm not sure...Modus Ponens? Modus Tollens?
Disjunctive Syllogism? Hypothetitcal Syllogism?
Dilemma? (y am i listin these out???!) )
Anyway, i hav thus concluded tat teachers bring us
2 the Auditorium 2 ridicule us...hate them...
~totalcoolness~
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